Sanzaar jumped on their piebald pony this week and cantered into rugby writers' email address books.
"Unfortunately," the dispatch said, "there has been conjecture that the hosting criteria for the quarter-finals is unfair, largely based on the exceptional form of the New Zealand teams."
Back up the truck. When the competition directors remodelled themselves as Sanzaar this season and added three teams to the new conference system, there was widespread confusion and criticism.
Adding ill-qualified teams, creating the prospect of horrendous travel schedules and ignoring a round-robin draw were identified as major drawbacks before the 2016 tournament started.
Awarding playoff hosting rights to teams placed down the points list is simply wrong and cuckoo logic.