At least the Blues are consistent. After a season of underwhelming mediocrity, the franchise maintained that pattern with their latest player recruitment.
On a day when their last All Black, Benson Stanley, quietly shot through to the Clermont club in Europe, the Blues were touting their latest recruit.
With a drum roll, trumpet blast and crash of cymbals, Chris Noakes was revealed as a signing for next year.
The five-eighths has left the Highlanders and secured a deal with the Blues once he finishes ITM Cup duty for Bay of Plenty.
You can imagine John Kirwan doing cartwheels at his Italian base - perhaps as a way of releasing some stress about his employers' latest decision.