The storyline was familiar. Believe me, the bloke said, things will be different with the Blues this year.
I hoped my "oh really" reaction went unnoticed and I'm sure I didn't flicker because the Blues have been lolling in mediocrity in the 12 years since they last won the Super rugby title.
Change the coach, change the results? No dice so far. After his win in 2003, Peter Sloane battled through the next two years as have successors David Nucifora, Pat Lam and Sir John Kirwan. Four defeats on the bounce and JK's melon is on the burning stick, the sacrifice to assuage an unhappy public.
It's a natural reaction especially after some of the absurd rhetoric he delivered after the latest loss to the Lions. If he'd used some of the blunt language Dave Rennie used to castigate his team's work, we could have nodded. Instead we were left with "you've got to be joking" reactions to the Blues' performance and Kirwan's support of the team's progress. This was sports-speak gone troppo.