The Super Rugby draw, the toughest in world sport to put together according to organisers Sanzaar, has been released to what can be charitably described as a lukewarm response.
A major gripe for many will be the opening game. It's not the defending champion Hurricanes at home against a New Zealand rival - they play the Sunwolves in Tokyo in round one in a match likely to result in a cricket score such will be the gulf in class.
No, game one of the Southern Hemisphere's premier domestic rugby competition pits the Rebels against the Blues in Melbourne on Thursday, February 23, kick-off 9.45pm NZT.
In explaining the draw to Radio Sport's Kent Johns today, Sanzaar boss Andy Marinos said a blockbusting start to the new competition was critical. However, the only derby matches in round one feature the Highlanders v Chiefs, an Australian match-up (Waratahs v Force) and two all-South Africa clashes.
"Obviously the emphasis has been to try to get as many local derbies as we can in week one," Marinos said. "In an ideal structure you'd have a whole lot of derbies and nothing else, but we can't get there, so when you look at the first round there's a number of pretty compelling match-ups and a pretty good way to start the season off."