On current form, the Hurricanes could ensure their season is over by round six. Not bad. It equals the efforts of the Highlanders last year, the Blues in 2012 and betters their own work in 2011 which saw them take until about round 10 before they were toast.
Something has gone in the capital. The rugby they played on Friday night was almost without a redeeming feature. Maybe the running of Beauden Barrett, a handful of good scrums and the energy of Jack Lam, but the rest of it was limp. There was no dynamism, no cohesion and no chance of them winning. No chance of them persuading a paltry crowd to come back next week with their mates.
'Expect the unexpected' is the old Hurricanes slogan. Clearly the Wellington fan base have given up on that. They would love to be wildly entertained and hugely frustrated in the same breath. They would love to encounter a mix of the sublime and the ridiculous the way they used to.
At least back in the days of Tana Umaga, Jerry Collins, Chris Masoe and Rodney So'oialo the Hurricanes had vision. On Friday, it was hard to tell what the current side were trying to do; even harder to tell if the players knew what they were trying to do.