Hurricanes 66
Rebels 24
The tries flowed and the defence leaked last night in Wellington as the Hurricanes scythed through a Rebels unit that looked more concerned with their laundry bill than the Super Rugby table.
The visitors' defence needed Google maps for directions. What made it more astonishing was that such a performance came from a team that beat the Crusaders a fortnight ago. The Hurricanes didn't exactly clock up the grass stains either. In culinary parlance, it was more fast food than Masterchef. There was the instant gratification of running rugby into bus-sized gaps but the flipside was little real sustenance as the teams contemplate one more week before the late-season break.
It was the equivalent of basketball without blocking, football without a goalkeeper or cricket without fielders.
The points leapt in regular multiples of seven. There were 12 tries in total (most near the posts). That included seven in the first half alone where the Rebels missed 13 tackles to the Hurricanes' four. The Hurricanes had the four-try bonus point after half an hour. Roll on test matches where defence plays more of a critical role. The Hurricanes' record win takes them to 40 points; still within striking distance of the top six. At times the contest looked like a minimum-contact training run but that's not to detract from some scintillating Hurricanes attacks. The back three of Andre Taylor (he returned to the top of the try-scoring charts for the time being with 10), Alapati Leiua and Julian Savea scored seven tries between them as the inside backs eased them into blue-chip opportunities.