Robbie Deans in Blues coaching livery. It's a notion to create varying doses of dismay, mirth and backing as the franchise looks at its troubled results chart.
Salvage theories about the Blues will continue to grow as the team remains winless this season and cast at the bottom of the points table.
Their troubles are an amalgam of many issues, some historical or inherited and others created within the current group under Sir John Kirwan's three-season stewardship.
A mid-season review looms next month where coaching reappointments, player contracts and recruitment will be examined.
The ownership mix of NZRU and private investment will look for answers about a Kirwan-led period where the Blues have won 13 games and lost 24. Ideas about coaching alternatives will infiltrate the discussions.