Hey mum, I want an Elliot Dixon doll for Christmas, complete with extras like his trademark electrical tape to wrap around the head.
Which is a way of saying that Highlanders hero Dixon might be approaching cult hero status after the Super Rugby final. He's not only the sort of full-steam-ahead footballer the crowd loves, there's something wild and different about him, the way he looks, the way he plays. Dixon might also become a cause celebre if he doesn't get due attention from above, that also better reflects what the Highlanders have done.
The All Blacks are full of old timers who've been there, done that. They need a raw firebrand or two, and the Southland loosie is one of those.
Victor Vito and Liam Messam better watch out. They are class loose forwards but Vito lacks extreme fire while Messam is in danger of over-playing the cagey old devil these days. The final two weeks of this Super Rugby season might have forced an All Black recount. That impressive Highlanders pack isn't Scotch mist. Someone must have made it happen.
Quick, someone start an Elliot Dixon For The World Cup campaign and fire up one for the Hurricanes' whirlwind Ardie Savea while at it.