It is frightening to think of the forests that will be destroyed to produce the pulp and paper needed to speculate on Sonny Bill Williams' future.
Each week that passes adds another Californian redwood to his clippings file: SBW is spotted in a laundromat in Coogee; agent Khoder Nasser receives a papal bull of excommunication from the NRL and is next seen skateboarding down Table Mountain; Sonny Bill shaves his head for charity*.
The only conclusion you can reach is that the future is proving to be an exhausting experience for Williams and his entourage. In the here and now, the All Black boxer seems to be thoroughly enjoying himself.
Far too much these days is made of team "culture" - winning sides are talented, intelligent teams, not ones who bake communal lasagne - but the Chiefs and the All Black midfielder seem to be a nice marriage.
Canterbury and the Crusaders were the perfect landing spot for Williams on his entree into New Zealand rugby, but there was never the sense that he was having a lot of fun as he went about his assimilation.