Carter draws defenders like Darth Vader throttles insubordinate Death Star officers - it's all sleight of hand and mind control ... When Carter runs, no other first five-eighths can stay with him. It's the thing that has long set him apart from his peers.
There are some things I find hard to fathom in this world: parking charges at airports, the price of a glass of beer, the broad appeal of jogging, and women who wear gym tights in public as if they are something other than underwear, to name a few. But the thing that has me completely flummoxed at the moment is the lack of public faith in the ability of All Blacks first-five Dan Carter.
Carter, heading to Twickenham on 99 test caps, remains the world's premier first five-eighths. That is, unless you live in England, where Owen Farrell is considered the duck's nuts and Jonny Wilkinson the golden goose. Most New Zealand rugby fans don't get the Wilkinson thing - a shame really, because he is an outstanding player - but he proved earlier this year that you should never write off a class athlete.
You see, Wilkinson, at the tender age of 34 and having led his Toulon side to Heineken Cup glory by kicking 17 from 17 in the post-season, was named ERC's European player of the year. Ten years after his defining moment - namely that dropped goal against Australia to win the 2003 Rugby World Cup - Wilkinson was still dominating.
For most, Dan Carter's defining moment was the second test against the British and Irish Lions in 2005 at Wellington's Westpac Stadium. It was a display of outrageous quality, which included two tries, four conversions and five penalty goals.