Next thing we know Piri Weepu will be driving the All Black bus to the semifinal.
The halfback probably has his HT licence and even if that detail has passed him by, he'd be able to navigate the Auckland streets with a motorcycle police escort.
Talk about multi-tasking, the founding member of the extra-donut club has been in recent overdrive. It would not surprise if he was asked to step in as captain or pose for an underwear advertisement this week.
There was Wee Willie Weepu tucked up in his Takapuna hotel cot when he got an SOS call and headed out in his black pjays and woolly nightcap to rescue Cory Jane and Israel Dagg from their inebriated night in a local bar.
Job done, Weepu sidled out to the World Cup quarter-final against Argentina to continue his many-pronged duties.