In a week of predictions and cultural stereotyping, the Herald has done its best to try to fit in with the crowd and identify the 'real' reason why each team won't win the Rugby World Cup.
Samoa Smiling assassins have never advanced past the quarter-finals, which is crucial in winning a World Cup.
Scotland Not enough New Zealanders in their team.
Japan Timing their run for 2019.
United States Two words - Donald Trump.
Pool C
Julian Savea offloads the ball to TJ Perenara during The Rugby Championship match between Argentina and New Zealand. Photo / Getty Images
New Zealand It's clear in 2015 - winning World Cups is not New Zealand's thing (see Black Caps, Silver Ferns). Argentina Unfortunately scrums don't get you points.