I've lost you already haven't I?
Let me take you into a parallel universe where international rugby competes for a Ranfurly Shield concept (except it is put up home and away) and has done ever since the first international.
It's called the Raeburn Shield. So named because of the first ever rugby international between England and Scotland was played in 1871 at Raeburn Place. A website has been set up to track the path of the non-existent trophy from match to match down the years since that first international.
Who can forget the All Blacks magnificent run between 1987 and 1990, seeing off 18 challenges before succumbing to our trans-Tasman neighbours.
World Rugby would be much better off if this trophy entered into reality. Maybe don't play for it in knockout games of World Cups perhaps, but how great would it be to see the likes of Japan, Fiji, Samoa and Tonga hold that trophy and have it played for in games against other sides from that region. It may not be the ultimate solution to the expansion of rugby, but it would give teams that otherwise might not be able to win a tournament a chance to pull off a one-off upset of the big boys.
World Rugby has little to lose by implementing such a trophy. It won't take the gloss off the Rugby Championship or Six Nations and heavens knows there is enough trophies played for between teams (the Hillary Shield and Freedom Cup are no Bledisloe Cup) that one more with a bit of a story behind it wouldn't hurt.
I can't see it happening any time soon. Despite the fact the research work has been done for them already by some fine people on the internet, it probably isn't high on Brett Gosper's to-do list. (I imagine number one might still be finding out exactly whether Craig Joubert did need to go to the bathroom as he suggested in an interview with the BBC).
Is it possible to enjoy something that doesn't exist and in all likelihood will never exist as a tangible object?
I believe so.
Like Andrew Mulligan's dogged, persistent work to get the DHL Cup put on the line again (did the ARU ever return your calls Mulls?), if you believe the end cause is truly worth it, then it is worth the fight.