Meanwhile, those who've shelled out the big bucks to help furnish the International Rugby Board's coffers for the global development of the game have to wait until three hours before midnight for twin kickoffs at Eden Park this weekend.
Once referee Craig Joubert blows the end to the semifinal it will be getting close to 10.45pm, unless there are further periods of sudden-death to decide the contest. When a winner is sorted, there will be the inevitable celebrations and commiserations.
Spectators will not be shuffling out of Eden Park until the hour before midnight. Meanwhile in Europe, Cyril Ditherrellim and Didier Dudidovoir will scrape their chairs back, douse the telly and march off to start their morning chores. Terrific. No wonder they throw their support behind the IRB.
You'd think anyone remotely interested in rugby in the Northern Hemisphere would be more than happy to get up from 7am onwards on their weekend to watch the semfinals and final of the World Cup. That cannot be too arduous even for those who have been to the rubbideedub until all hours the previous night.
Then matches Downunder could be held at a civilised time like 7.30pm with plenty of leeway for any extra-time that might be needed, for spectators to move on and chew over events in bars and restaurants, and for staff to clean and sort the stadium.
Something for the alickadoos to ponder as they while away their final week on the generous IRB per diems.