Piri, the moa hunter
Lisa Reweti knows a thing or two about the haka. She's the great, great, great, great, great, great, great granddaughter of Te Rauparaha, who conquered pretty much everything he saw and left us - happily - Ka Mate.
She's against the IRB's attempts to neuter the confrontational tone, forcing teams to stand 20 metres apart when the eyeballs are bulging and the thighs are being slapped.
"I would prefer to see them up in each other's faces," she told Britain's Daily Telegraph. Maori will respect you more if you come back with something.
Reweti's top haka leaders: Herald columnist Wayne Shelford and Taine Randell get a nod and there's special respect for Wellington's fulsome halfback Piri Weepu.