There probably won't be any tears from Brad Thorn when his All Black career finishes sometime in the next 10 days, but there might be a few witty one-liners.
Thorn is firmly in the old school camp when it comes to the All Blacks. He doesn't do flashy and doesn't like hogging the limelight, but his comic timing can be impeccable, even during the week of one of the biggest games in his extensive sporting career: a World Cup semifinal against the Wallabies.
When he does leave the All Blacks to take up a club contract in Japan he can do so safe in the knowledge that he has put on the record one of his pet hates - pre-planned try celebrations.
"One of my pet hates is organised try celebrations, especially when I see guys waiting for the camera to get on them before they do it. Raw emotion is great. That's just me, I'm a little bit old school I guess."
Thorn's deadpan delivery was aimed at some of his teammates - Sonny Bill Williams take a bow - but Wallabies showboaters Adam Ashley-Cooper and Digby Ioane could have been in his sights too.