He has the best seat in the house. Always does. If you're looking for Sir Gordon Tietjens at the National Sevens you know where he will be: on a plastic chair, at halfway, five metres from the touchline.
He's been there every year I have been there, smeared in SPF 1000, wrap-around sunglasses covering his eagle eyes, nose blistered despite cosmetic manufacturing's best efforts, cap on. There have been some years when we have legitimately wondered whether he actually left for the night after day one, or just slept upright so as to be on hand when the first ball was kicked off on finals day.
He was there all weekend long in Rotorua but still we have no idea what he's looking for. Not for him the elevated position in the stands, or a seat in the media box; Tietjens does ground level only. He doesn't even break for lunch. He's the only man I know who can make a selection decision from the sideline while balancing a chicken salad on one knee and a notebook on the other. That's the problem with Tietjens, even his midday meal is a nutrition lesson.
Maybe he can see the hurt better from where he sits, or feel the hits. Perhaps he does it just so he's the last thing the players see before they enter the field of play, or the first thing they see when they miss a tackle. Not that his face gives anything away. He only has one look. For all we know he could be sleeping off the chicken salad.
He would have seen plenty he liked on the weekend, and plenty to work with. In the hours that followed Counties-Manukau's first national title in 21 years he filled in the blanks on his squad sheet, and handed his list to the appropriate people. Now he paces his office waiting for a chance to get his mitts on them. In 10 days his team will run out on Westpac Stadium in the first World Series event of 2016. He's desperate for victory.