Taranaki 26
Counties Manukau 19
The Sharknado franchise managed to pump out six films heavily leaning on the fact that the concept was so bad the audience couldn't take their eyes off it.
There was a similar allure to Taranaki's 26-19 win over Counties Manukau in Pukekohe tonight. Taranaki's first touch of the football - a kick out on the full from No.10 Daniel Waite - was a sign of things to come.
The match had its highlights: Tevita Nabura finding himself on the right end of a kick deftly put across by Nigel Ah Wong to score a try; Seta Tamanivalu busting through tackles at every opportunity; Toni Pulu warding off seven tacklers on his way to scoring a try; Lachlan Boshier.
But for every highlight, there were a handful of errors, head-scratchers or otherwise - props putting kicks through in open play, Manasa Mataele dropping almost everything he got his hands to, blatant penalties and, keeping with the theme of the night, referee Nick Briant was – let's call it 'lenient' - with his knock-on decisions.