The Highlanders are a bit of a shambles and Robbie Deans is in the job market. Surely not? Nope, just isn't likely.
A return to New Zealand just doesn't feel like it would be the right for Deans or the right thing for New Zealand rugby. For a start, there is the difficulty of his relationship with All Black coach Steve Hansen.
They are vastly different people - vastly different coaches - and have history to the extent they could never form any kind of happy working alliance should Deans take up a position as a Super Rugby coach in New Zealand while Hansen remains in the All Black job.
The other question is: why would New Zealand Rugby even make a move for Deans?
The All Blacks have spent the last six years walloping the Wallabies for fun. The All Blacks have been better coached, better prepared and better performed. It would seem strange indeed after that for the NZRU to rush out and hire Deans.