Eddie Jones - you must be barking mad.
England rugby stepped over a line this week, when it allowed Mad Dog Dylan Hartley to take over the captaincy following the 2015 World Cup humiliation.
There is one player on the planet whose record is so bad that it should preclude him from leading a national team on a number of levels. That player is Dylan Hartley.
Hartley's career is a crime wave, his offences including biting an opponent's finger. Throw in head butting, eye gouging, swearing at a ref, elbowing, punching...for a combined total of 54 weeks worth of suspension.
The "swearing at a ref" is an interesting case, and should send shivers down the spine of English supporters. He didn't just swear at a ref -- he called Wayne Barnes a "f***king cheat". Barnes had only just given him a huge warning, and red carded Hartley when he transgressed again.