The ingredients were saucy fodder for England's redtop tabloids and equally serious content for the rest of the nation's news outlets.
England vice-captain Mike Tindall, who had walked down the aisle six weeks before in his marriage to the Queen's granddaughter Zara Phillips, was filmed flirting with a mystery blonde as the team took in a dwarf-throwing contest at a Queenstown bar.
England had come off a win against Argentina and were in a party mood several days before Phillips and a number of other players' wives were due in New Zealand.
At that stage, an earlier incident involving James Haskell, Dylan Hartley and Chris Ashton disrespecting a staff member at their Dunedin hotel, had not surfaced.
However when the two incidents were revealed they reopened the social wounds from the side's previous visit in 2008 when two players, Mike Brown and Topsy Ojo were fined after allegations of sexual impropriety.