The penalties for rugby abuse have everything to do with long service and delivery.
Or so it seems after the ban on would-be Lions hooker Dylan Hartley, a fine for the Stormers and the wet bus ticket given to Graham Henry.
Instead of duking it out in Australia, hot-head Hartley will be watching his comrades on telly as he deals with an 11-week ban, a lost lifetime experience and cancellation of his direct credit line to the Lions.
On the same day Hartley was rubbed out of the Lions trip for calling referee Wayne Barnes "a f****** cheat", another of the referee's favourites, Henry, received a limp non-sanction from Sanzar.
Hartley's defence was he gobbed off at his opposite hooker. However, Barnes took a much different view that the abuse had been directed at him. A hearing agreed with the referee's assessment.