Hames, who ironically had been selected purely because of his destructive ability in the set piece, wasn't finished there, either.
Asked if he wanted to prove people wrong, he said: "In this environment it's never about proving anyone wrong, it's about putting processes and systems in place to make sure that everything goes right.
"I know that your job is to write a whole lot of things and that's great. We've got to do a whole lot of research to make sure we get it right and it would be great if you could too."
His tour de force had teammate Dane Coles in stitches, but he flatterred to decieve on the park on Saturday, being subbed after 43 minutes.
Hames could get another chance to perform next week, after being named in the All Blacks squad to travel to Argentina.