Moments like Christian Cullen's try against the Wallabies in Wellington in 2000 redress the balance, though, with the planning, deception and execution of a looped run, mini-midfield wall, scissors switch then break from Tana Umaga and finish from the fullback.
That was rugby magic from coaches and players.
Some moves are doomed, such as Danny Cipriani hooking up with Kelly Brook and the infamous "99" warfare call from the Lions.
But someone like former Wallaby coach Daryl Haberecht could bring plenty of tricks to the footy field.
He invented the "ball up the jumper" tap penalty move which enabled Country to beat Sydney 40 years ago, and he also had a crack at a 14-man scrum.
When the touring Lions were giving Country a real touch-up in the scrums in 1989, Haberecht invented a Gallipoli move in which he got a Country wing to run straight across the back of a collapsed scrum.
Peter Thorburn tried all sorts of lineout and maul variations when he was coaching North Harbour, and the 14-man wall he used against the Wallabies at Onewa Domain caused visiting coach Bob Dwyer some apoplexy.
Remember the knee kick used by Carlos Spencer, the now popular cross field kick-pass and the teabag that boiled to perfection for Tony Woodcock and the All Blacks at the 2011 World Cup final.
Those who watched the Maromaku Magic from the Going brothers in the 70's still glow about the triple scissors move they practised in the mists of the family farm and then used to perfection every time they played Auckland at Eden Park.
Moments of spicy adventure are garnish for everyone, but teams like to limit them for crucial occasions. Ellis Park was one of those golden intersections.