My first thought when I step on to Uruguayan soil is not how much parts of this place look like its colonial master Spain - but more what on earth did the cows do to annoy these people ?
We are in Colonia, a small portside Uruguyan town popular for Portenos (Buenos Aires locals) for its more relaxed pace and the chance to buy duty-free goods without having to get an air ticket.
There are few, if any, All Black fans with us today - no doubt many of them sleeping off hangovers from their first night on the Buenos Aires tiles or just tuning themselves in to the 15-hour time difference.
We have made the journey via fast ferry over the Rio de la Plata - considered by some to be the world's widest river and whose coasts are the most-densely populated parts of Argentina and Uruguay.
Like many other nations throughout the world, the Uruguayans like the Argentines have a thing with grilling meat.