Bradley Manning wants to be a woman and Graham Henry probably feels like changing his identity too after the Pumas were belted in the start to the Rugby Championship.
After a challenging return to the Super 15 scene with the Blues, Henry left to begin his second year as a coaching adviser for Argentina in the Rugby Championship.
El Gaucho will be El Groucho after just one test. It was out of the frying pan and into the open fire as the Pumas were grilled at Soweto. They might have had a couple of blokes sent to the naughty chair but 73-13 is an absolute pasting.
They are back on their home pampas tomorrow in Mendoza, where a performance with more backbone is needed to help their image and restore people's faith in their tournament worth.
New teams and faces are always welcome in rugby but not at the expense of competition.