Matt Symons might have been an Olympic rower. Matt Symons might have been an All Black. Both notions sound fanciful but they did once have a grain of possibility in them.
What is for sure is that Symons has added heft and industry to a Harlequins pack that is looking to impose itself against one of the lock forward's former clubs, Wasps, in the Big Game at Twickenham on Saturday. There is a reinvigorated, hardened feel about Quins under the new management of Paul Gustard and Symons is at the heart of that revival.
If there are paths less travelled in rugby then Symons, 29, has done a good job of navigating his way along it. Having turned his back on rugby at 18 after he failed to make the cut at the Saracens Academy, he was talent-spotted for an Olympic Pathway rowing programme alongside the likes of double gold medallist Helen Glover. He trained hard for three years only for his arms to "blow up" - as he puts it - with Compartment Syndrome, so he packed his bags and headed to New Zealand, courtesy of his mum's largesse for the air ticket.
The trip was meant to be for just a few months; instead, Symons stayed for three years. He initially worked in a refrigerator plant, labouring on sites and playing rugby on an amateur basis, but ended up among leading All Blacks such as Brodie Retallick, Sam Cane and Aaron Cruden and acquitting himself well for the two-time champion Chiefs in Super Rugby. There were even inquiries from the New Zealand union as to his eligibility as Symonds would have qualified through residency. He is the first to point out that "the NZRFU probably contact a lot of people" and admits that if the approach had gone any further that "I couldn't justify the jersey... because I am English."