"He's over there, sitting on a mat," was coach Ivan Cleary's dead-panned response when quizzed on the whereabouts of Krisnan Inu at a mid-season Warriors training session.
Cleary knew full well the query related to Inu's absence from the team sheet for yet another week. His answer was hardly his first deflection of an inquiry into the fate of a player who had been the Warriors' leading try scorer and best kick-defuser before his banishment.
Inu may well have been sitting on the mat, but there was no doubt he was still in Coventry as far as his coach was concerned.
Sport usually finds a way of sorting these things out, and so it was that when a football tumbled out of the Sydney night sky with two minutes remaining in a sudden death finals match against the Tigers, Inu was the Warrior waiting under it. The scramble for the ball - as it so often does - went Inu's way, with the enigmatic back slithering to the line to score a try perhaps no other player in the NRL could have.