A question and answer session, delving into the whacky world of troubled Kieran Foran who is quitting the Warriors, almost before he started.
Have the Warriors done enough for Kieran Foran?
Clearly not. He's buggering off, after one season? Ungrateful sod.
What about his decision?
He's a fool going back to Sydney so soon. The pressures and temptations there are enormous, and he's a headline magnet. Foran has been disloyal to the Warriors who have gone to quite extraordinary lengths to rehabilitate him, when his career and life were in absolute tatters last year. Warriors boss Jim Doyle and coach Stephen Kearney are being soooooo understanding, but then again, they would be with their favourite project
He is going back to be with his kids - does this make sense?
Not if he has another emotional collapse, gets suicidal again, starts hanging around with controversial gamblers like Eddie Hayson and risks suspension. This was the moment to play the long game, to keep his life on track. His kids would be the winners in the end, and he would have had reasonably significant access in the meantime.
What's the most intriguing join-the-dots exercise about the Foran Saga?
Famed, veteran Sydney sports journo Phil "Buzz" Rothfield was bang on last month predicting that Foran would sign with the Bulldogs (despite protests from Warriors boss Doyle). Rothfield is so close to the above mentioned Hayson - Foran's infamous associate - that he was forced to quit his Telegraph column for a month last year over their gambling association. Rothfield was cleared of impropriety but will "no longer be punting with Eddie Hayson". So how did Rothfield know what Foran was doing? We can only guess, and by reputation Foran will tell anybody almost anything. Foran-Hayson-Rothfield is a fairly direct link, although Foran is not supposed to be hanging with the likes of Hayson in these times of constant fears about match fixing.