We've gone too far this time, we sports fans, paranoid parents and mass media junkies. We've allowed society to mutate to the point where we punish our sports stars for offences that aren't really offences at all. We demand our fellow citizens uphold standards many of us couldn't hope to
Steve Deanne: Carney, Webster axings tip of moral iceberg
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Todd Carney of the Roosters. Photo / Getty Images
Carney's NRL career is over, judging by these words from NRL chief David Gallop.
"If another club looked to sign him, we would want to sit down with that club and Todd, and understand what their plans are to keep him out of the spotlight off the field," Gallop said.
"That doesn't necessarily mean alcohol bans, but it does mean coming up with a plan where he's not going to make promises that he can't keep, and bring attention to himself."
Carney is a distinctively tattooed and pierced man who frequently appears on television and on the pages of every major newspaper in Australia. Is Gallop really saying he can drink but he just can't be spotted doing so in public? Perhaps the NRL plans to supply him with a burqa?
Either that or Carney will be banished to Les Catalans, a sort of French foreign legion for wayward footy players looking to rehabilitate from offences such as not smashing glasses in their girlfriends' faces or pretending to have sex with dogs. Okay, so Joel Monaghan actually went to Warrington, but the point stands.
As for Webster, given he has been previously sanctioned for smoking real cannabis, it's pretty clear he is among the 13.4 per cent of New Zealanders who like getting stoned. Webster's real problem is that he is part of a much smaller percentage of the population who earn their living through professional sport.
It will be interesting to see how his main employer, the New Zealand Breakers, deals with him.
Webster the stoner might not marry up very well with the family-friendly image the Breakers like to project, but can the club justify sacking him for doing something legal? Prior to its ban, sales of synthetic cannabis were estimated in the high hundreds of thousands of dollars a week in New Zealand, so Webster certainly wasn't alone in chasing a legal high.
I've got three kids and I hope they don't take drugs when they grow up, synthetic or otherwise. But if they do, I don't think it will be because I let them watch Corey Webster play basketball.
Just let the kid play.