Billy Slater was always getting off. C'mon don't pretend you're surprised.
I don't know why they even bothered having last night's hearing. From the moment he torpedo-ed Feki in Friday night's Preliminary final he was never going to be suspended for the big dance.
And when I say never, that's never ever Never not ever not never ever. His very carefully and cleverly orchestrated PR machine went into its entirely expected overdrive bringing together an admittedly impressive collection of legendary past players, coaches and expert commentators all defending his right to defend his tryline by any means necessary.
And let's just break that down for a second.
His reasoning was simply "I had to stop the try and how else was I going to do that apart from by launching myself at him".