Just when you thought it was safe to like Sonny Bill Williams again ...
Mr Superstar was Joe Ordinary on debut for the Sydney Roosters in defeat to South Sydney. Little wonder, because he'd spent the off-season getting ready for a joke of a boxing promotion.
I want to like SBW because, man, he can play - I sometimes do, truth be told, and he seemed to turn an attitude corner with the Super 15 Chiefs. But normal appalling service resumed this season.
Why another column on him, you might ask? Well, he's in town to play the Warriors tonight. SBW is a ratings sensation, and we live in a world dominated by polls. SBW is a phenomenon. An irony of Richie McCaw's career is that a man who epitomises what individual greatness within team sport is about can be overshadowed publicity-wise by a bloke of no particular charm who dabbled in rugby, and is to team ethics what Kim Dotcom is to marathon running.
Maybe this is old school, but SBW's attitude stinks. He walked out on the Bulldogs, flitted around New Zealand rugby teams, and is still at it with the Roosters, turning up late for 2013.