If the Kiwis playing England in Denver is dumb, then this decision to not name a captain for the test is even dumber.
New coach Michael Maguire has immediately stamped his impact on the side with an idea that doesn't make a skeric of sense,
Back in the bad old days, aka the good old days, aka the time when things were normal and not millenial, teams used to have a captain.
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Then in came the hand-wringing, everyone's equal, don't keep the score, there are no winners, everyone gets a prize brigade and we started having co-captains.