Hold the phone - news just in. Auckland City bureaucrats have felled another forest in producing their latest report on the region's stadium situation and, still, nobody's happy.
Generally, it is a lightweight document which seeks to bail Eden Park out of its current financial predicament by delivering to the Rugby World Cup's white elephant any event likely to attract a crowd of 25,000-plus.
This, of course, leaves Mt Smart as an also-ran. Goodness knows how the popular rugby league ground is expected to cope with last-minute hospitality decisions based largely on crowd walk-up predictions. Furthermore, how, and by whom, will scheduling clashes be impartially resolved?
Rugby league will cope because it has had to over the past 100 years. Prejudice against the 13-man game is almost legendary but it is now growing at an extraordinary rate in New Zealand based on the runaway broadcasting, merchandising and marketing success of the NRL in Australia and New Zealand.
The bias against league has given the game a steely resolve, coupled with the doggedness of a number of grassroots administrators who grew what they had into a multimillion-dollar business today.