Selection chaos, positional confusion and NRL crises exploding on both sides of the Tasman - as far as build-ups to a test match go, it's hard to imagine a worse scenario for the Kiwis and coach Stephen Kearney.
Key players have fallen like nine-pins, the team's spine has never played together, there's an injury cloud over centre Shaun Kenny-Dowall, Gerard Beale arrived by taxi midway through Monday's training, and Brad Takairangi and Kenny Bromwich arrived yesterday.
Compounding the situation has been the ongoing fallout from the Warriors' energy drinks and prescription medicines saga.
In fact, the Kiwis' ability to attract a crisis was summed up yesterday when their training was held at Parramatta's training ground on the same morning the biggest scandal in the history of the Eels blew up.
It meant there was a legion of Australian media present as the session ended, and management had to shield Taikarangi as he made his way from the ground to the team bus.