What is this? That 70s show?
The Kiwis rolled back the years in the World Cup final, evoking depressing days past as they failed to fire a shot and were chewed up by the magnificent Australians at Old Trafford.
On second thoughts, you don't need a time machine to find useless Kiwi teams. Three finals victories since 2005 obscure their awful current record against Australia. There were actually teams from way back, with blokes from building sites rather than social network sites, with more character than the glossy Kiwis who ran up the white flag yesterday.
Losing to that Australian team is no disgrace. Losing like that is, not that I claim to really care for now. The day Steve Kearney sacked Tohu Harris to pander to the Sonny Bill Williams factor was the time to emotionally detach from this campaign. If that's how they treat their own, then au revoir troops.
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