The rugby lexicon is full of blood-curdling adjectives relating to life in the front row, cruel and horrible being among the milder ones.
Yesterday, the England tight-head prop Dan Cole came up with a new and surprising offering as he girded his loins for this weekend's brutally hard set-piece contest with Argentina at Twickenham. How do they go about their scrummaging? "In a gentlemanly way," he said.
Come again? If you listened carefully, you could hear dozens of heavily bristled lantern jaws hitting the floor as tight forwards the world over were left wondering what the hell Cole was on about.
Those long-standing members of the front row union who had the misfortune to tangle with Diego Cash, Patricio Noriega, Roberto Grau, Mauricio Reggiardo, Omar Hasan or Rodrigo Roncero might have been charmed by their opponents chivalrous behaviour during after-match drinks, but during the match itself? Please.
"What I mean by this," said the test Lion from Leicester, "is that they scrummage with a certain pride, a certain sense of honour.