The surprise surrounding this is that there was any surprise at all.I ONCE KNEW a rugby player. Big fella. Good player, too. So big, he couldn't quite scratch his own back. You'd recognise the name. Word was, he was on the steroids. This was a long while ago but I can't tell you who he was because of the legal niceties that still protect drugs cheats.
There was Graeme May, the huge weightlifter beloved in New Zealand after the 1974 Commonwealth Games when he won a gold medal. One lift attempt went wrong and he staggered towards the front row of spectators - including the judges and Princess Anne - before falling and dropping the vast weight, scattering onlookers. May died in 2006, aged 54, but not before his Christian conscience led him to admit to steroid usage.
Then there was Robin Tait, the Olympic and Commonwealth Games discus thrower. A friend of mine, Robyn Langwell, wrote a magazine expose after Tait's premature death at 43 detailing, among other things, how Tait's party trick was to take out his penis, put it on a table or stool and, so the story goes, bash it with a beer bottle - as it had become desensitised through performance-enhancing drugs usage. Langwell was pilloried for printing that story but, in today's Lance Armstrong-riddled landscape, it seems small beer (forgive the pun ...).
Yet still there are some dear, sweet souls - in the media, as well as out there in fan-land - who ask the gloriously naive question: do you think any New Zealanders are involved in the Australian drug revelations which have captured attention on both sides of the Tasman and globally?
There are others, with oddly shaped moral compasses, who ask why we bother banning drugs - and creating the black market being exploited by crims - if they cause so many problems. Some even advocate letting the "gladiators" compete with drugs. To these dropkicks, we should patiently point out not only the health and safety dangers (witness the early deaths of May, Tait and others who have doped) but also the cheating aspect. Some people, like Armstrong, have metabolisms which embrace the drugs more than others. So, it's cheating but some people are better cheats because their body uses the chemicals better. That's what our sporting prowess should be based on?