You wonder about some sportspeople. Former England football captain, Ipswich defender and Stoke manager Mick Mills is being taken to task for supposedly turning a blind eye to an initiation ceremony known as "The Glove", highlighting the weird psychology of such initiations.
Let's deal with the regrettable physiology of The Glove first. The perpetrator dons a goalkeeping glove, one finger of which has been adorned by heat cream. This is then introduced internally to the naked posterior of the unfortunate trainee. It produces a highly uncomfortable burning sensation.
Laugh? Couldn't eat our Cornish pasties. This dubious act - allegedly performed on a then 16-year-old trainee at Stoke City Football Club in 1986 - has had repercussions in a British court where Mills is said to have ignored the practice and others from Stoke are facing claims that they forced the initiation, also known as "The Finger". The action is a civil case for damages, brought by the teenage trainee 27 years later - claiming that the action caused him post-traumatic stress and depression. Mills and everyone from Stoke said to have been involved have denied everything and the former trainee has been accused of being in it only for the money. One of the lawyers - Stoke City's barrister Nicholas Fewtrell (seeking to get the case thrown out) - said a "Pandora's Box" would be opened if the trainee was allowed to launch a full civil prosecution.
"If one is taking the lid off Pandora's Box, it is not likely to be an isolated event," Fewtrell said, quoted in the Independent. "... the practice of punishments, pranks, initiations will have been common at clubs in all sorts across the working community. We know that there are other potential claims in the wings and that other witnesses are set to jump on the bandwagon."
He said it would be wrong to apply 21st century values about footballers' behaviour to the 1980s: "Are we going to start trying to put right what was not probably perceived as wrong, 20, 30 or 40 years ago? There has been a change in social attitudes."