British newspaper headlines can be fascinating. The best are lengthy, take up vast amounts of space, and contain so many details there's little point in reading the story.
This one in London's Evening Standard caught my eye: "Weightlifter Zoe in battle with internet trolls who called her a bloke and a lesbian."
The only thing the headline doesn't tell you is who actually won.
Weightlifter Zoe is 18-year-old Zoe Smith, one of the British Olympic team's young lions. Her opponent was an anonymous wag who took exception to a video documentary on YouTube of Zoe's rise to prominence.
The troll hid behind the name "infidel1978".