Whoever stands up for New Zealand at the London Olympics is more likely to be sitting down.
Whatever way the Games sports are divvied up, the country's premier athletes have a better chance of earning medals on their backsides.
History reinforces that premise: 47 of New Zealand's 90 Olympic medals have come via a seated position or, in the case of 1968 prone smallbore rifle bronze medallist Ian Ballinger, lying on the ground. Certainly there are exceptions. Val Adams shapes as the No 1 contender to defend her shot put crown and Andrea Hewitt is no slouch in the triathlon. Runners Nick Willis and Kim Smith, boardsailor JP Tobin and both hockey teams could also shine. However, the law of averages points to more medals being won on the hindquarters. Rowing, cycling, kayaking, equestrian and sailing are where the volume of metal discs are more likely to accumulate.
There is limited historical research as to why this is the case.
Historian Jock Phillips in his book A Man's Country? The Image of the Pakeha Male may go closest by identifying the principles which New Zealanders respected in their sportspeople in the mid-1990s.