"She'd frighten a police horse, she would" was the observation of a gnarly old sports coach watching the recent Olympic Games performance of the "belle" from Belarus, Nadzeya Ostapchuk.
It wasn't so much that she's no Maria Sharapova of the shot put world but she was an alarmingly different physical specimen to most of the female field athletes at the London Olympiad.
There was something decidedly odd about the whole presence and demeanour of the woman who snatched a gold medal away from New Zealand's Valerie Adams with as vial a display of cheating as you'd find in the track and field world. In fact, the whole sorry saga surrounding Ostapchuk had an element of surrealism.
We are told that her juice of choice was methenolone which is apparently a derivative of testosterone, usually a favourite of those who leave the toilet seat up.
But it wasn't just the appearance of Ostapchuk that was instantly jarring. Her demeanour on the dais for an Olympic champion was decidedly strange.