Australia's Olympic chiefs could do well to think about issuing Kevlar vests to their team.
With unexpected failures in the Games' opening days, the media flak is already flying as the nation's performance dips below the trend needed to give it the forecast fifth in the final medal tally.
There were the sideline dramas: unflattering photos and fitness doubts about veteran gold medallist, swimmer Leisel Jones; spats about selections and a hissy fit by relay runners John Steffensen and Josh Ross; a gender row over the flag bearer, settled when triple silver medallist Lauren Jackson became the first female in 20 years to carry it; the caning indigenous light heavyweight boxer Damien Hooper took for wearing a T-shirt displaying the Aboriginal flag ...
And then the men's 4x100m freestyle team, led by golden boy James "the Missile" Magnussen, copped a flogging and sent the media ballistic.
Assorted commentary highlights included "diabolical", the "biggest defeat since Gallipoli", "an Australian missile crisis", "swimming's darkest day" and the "greatest swimming disaster since 1912".