He doesn't strike you as a candidate for a character in a John Le Carre novel, but Mark Hager is thrilled that Australia think he's been spying on them.
Reports from across the Tasman have suggested that Australia believe an undercover agent taped their hockey training sessions at a recent tournament in Auckland. Yesterday, during their first Olympic training session they demanded to know the nationality of a film crew, thinking they might have been Kiwis. To the grave disappointment of conspiracy theorists the world over, they were merely representatives of an Argentine broadcaster.
Hager, an Australian, seemed to find the issue a real hoot.
"From my point of view, I think it's great," he chuckled. "They're obviously a bit concerned about us. It's a positive - they know we're going to be a challenge."
New Zealand meet Australia in their Olympic opener on Sunday. With or without the aid of surveillance technology, the teams are so familiar with each other they have few secrets they can conceal.