Just when the gay rights controversies were threatening to overshadow the upcoming Winter Olympics, the mayor of Sochi issued a timely reassurance nearly a week out from the start of the Games.
Asked whether his country's anti-gay laws would cause problems during the Olympics, Anatoly Pakhomov claimed there are no gays in his village so it wouldn't be an issue at all. Yes, despite scientific and empirical evidence to the contrary, in Sochi - a city of 350,000 - there is not a single homosexual. Phew! Problem solved then.
However, when further pressed Pakhomov admitted there could possibly be the odd gay living among them, but "he doesn't bloody know any".
His clumsy attempts to defuse the situation were matched by Russia's leader, President Vladimir Putin, whose defence of his country's anti-gay laws pretty much amounts to "some of my best friends are gay". Doing the international media rounds to try to shift the perception that Russia is unenlightened on LGBT rights issues, Putin insisted he had a number of gay friends, before bizarrely adding he was a big fan of Elton John.
Apparently as a gesture of acceptance and tolerance we should all download Rocket Man to our playlists.