KEY POINTS:
I know what Mahe Drysdale and Moss Burmester have been going through this week. No, I never have and never will make an Olympic final: let's just say that in terms of sporting ability, it's not the case that I'll never be in the same ballpark as those two champions - you'd find me in some minor, dustbowl ground miles from them.
No, my empathy has been over a more delicate matter: Beijing Belly. A full-on, energy-sapping case almost denied Drysdale the chance to make it to today's single sculls final, while an apparently lesser dose hardly helped Burmester in the build-up to his, um, gutsy effort in the 200m butterfly.
Without going into gory details, my symptoms have been more towards the Burmester end than Drysdale's. I know others in the New Zealand media contingent have had it too.