New Alternative Commentary Collective podcast 'The Agenda' released

Alternative Commentary Collective's new podcast 'The Agenda' was released today. Photo / ACC

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Ever wondered which New Zealand athlete's sperm is most desirable? Well, brace yourself, because the Alternative Commentary Collective's new podcast explores that very question and so much more.

The ACC, known for their unconventional sports analysis and off-kilter banter, today launched 'The Agenda' – a new sports podcast where a group of hillarious panellists discuss a wide range of sporting questions and topics.

The highly-anticipated first episode features comedians Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath, G Lane, and Lauderdale James McOnie III.

The Alternative Commentary Collective for Timeout. Photo / Niki Schuck

Finally the first episode of the official ACC podcast - The Agenda is here! This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath, G Lane & Lauderdale James McOnie III. Listen now and subscribe on iTunes https://t.co/9ttXGQOexL

— The ACC (@TheACCnz) November 12, 2018

The Agenda episode one: 'Hold On I've Come,' touches on: Should we just chuck? Are Rugby & Cricket transitioning? How Hot is George Bridge? Is Japan ever going to be ready? Who would be in your NZ Politicians 1st XI? Which member of The ACC would be the best Checkout Operator? Does the TV show 'Home Improvement' hold up today? Scenario - Would 11 Steady The Ships beat 11 Lovely Trentys in all 3 formats?

And if you're too keen to know which athlete's sperm was deemed most desirable, the team unsurprisingly just couldn't get past an All Black – or three.

"That Barrett line is amazing so you could go anywhere with that family."