Formula One boss Bernie Ecclestone was wrong this week when he observed: "I don't know whether a woman would physically be able to drive an F1 car quickly, and they wouldn't be taken seriously".
When did he last look at the roads? Women hoon everywhere. The per capita gender breakdown of the country's speeding fines would surely make intriguing reading? My mother exhibited enough road rage and accelerator aggression to make Fangio blush. She would have been comfortable on an F1 starting grid (and not standing there holding a sun umbrella).
This writer also recalls the day when he was going to show his future wife a thing or two about racing on the Rotorua luge. The reality? Daylight was second and your correspondent was third.
While only anecdotal evidence, there is no logical reason women cannot handle vehicles as well as men.
At 85, Ecclestone's become the awkward uncle delivering cringeworthy gags around the Christmas dinner table. Such statements could be wrapped up and dumped in a bin labelled 'Darwinist refuse'. He's worthy of a Duke of Edinburgh award for clanger quotes.