The world's dumbest blackmailer has been collared, after making death threats against the children of Formula One legend Michael Schumacher, but providing his real bank account details for payment.
A German court has given the man, who can't be named, a suspended jail sentence and 50 hours' community service, and ordered him to undergo psychiatric counselling.
Schumacher, 48, is still recovering from a serious head injury, suffered in a ski accident in December 2013.
But, in February 2016, the 25-year-old culprit emailed Schumacher's wife, Corinna, threatening to kill son Mick and daughter Gina-Maria, unless he received 900,000 euros ($NZ1.45 million).
"If the money doesn't reach us by March 31, 2016, your children will be killed in some way. In Formula Four, many accidents happen."