As New Zealand slumped to 51 for five on the opening day of the first test against Australia, social media accusations turned into a 'whodunnit?' plot of Agatha Christie proportions as to how the innings could have suffered such damage.
Groundsman Hagen Faith became chief suspect for daring to grow grass on the Basin Reserve wicket. At one point it seemed he'd soon need to throw his heavy roller into top gear and make a getaway from the baying cyber mob.
Was it really Faith's fault? That seems myopic. There's generally spice in a first day Wellington pitch, and there probably should be on test wickets anywhere in the world, given how much cricket has become a batsman's game. And, if it was such a minefield, how did Australia's Usman Khawaja and Steve Smith negotiate a 126-run stand in the final session?
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Surely other suspects needed to be interrogated. Ten catches in the 183 total suggests the batsmen were still adjusting after a one-day series. Or was it the Australians exploiting the seam-friendly conditions to perfection?